(( sorry, I just bullshitted this. Enjoy it? *NSync was my inspiration. ))
A sound of a chainsaw was heard. The Once-ler was rather pissed. No, he was mother fucking pissed. He wasn’t normally so oblivious, but this time he was oblivious to the female’s actions. She fucking used him. The male never knew he was particularly fawned over, or he didn’t know he had a fanclub. Why, he would never know.
The female was knocked out in front of him. A concussion would have done it.
The Once-ler approached her, his chainsaw dangling lazily in hand. There was fire in his once innocent blue eyes. He took a couple of steps to her, and ran the blade right into her heart. Pieces of organs were flying everywhere, along blood splattered on random objects around him. No. This wasn’t enough. The male growled out in frustration when he started to move the chainsaw down the female’s body. The chainsaw left her body when he cut down into her vagina. This still wasn’t enough. He still had a lot of rage in him.
The Once-ler panted out, absolutely blinded by fury, hatred, and rage. Fuck selling the Thneeds right now. He stepped above the female’s body, deciding to cut up the girl’s body. First he chainsaw’d her head off her body, then aiming for the limbs, and saving her torso for last.
After he was done, he stared down at body. He was actually rather proud of himself. He stood up now, dropping the chainsaw down in the pool of blood below him. The Once-ler ignored the fact that he was painted in red. That didn’t mind him at all. His lips twitched into a wide smile, nodding. Yup, this would have to be it. No more fucking girl’s in his life.
The male fixed the fedora on his head, turning, and making his way back to his house. He would surely have to clean that up before the animals questioned him about it.